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The Truth about modern life. http://whatsthecrack.net/Funny-Weird-News Fri, 07 Mar 2008 16:08:35 -0500 DJ Andy Greener broadcast for an hour unaware he was not live and that listeners could not hear him. http://whatsthecrack.net/DJ-forgets-to-hit-live-button http://whatsthecrack.net/DJ-forgets-to-hit-live-button Fri, 07 Mar 2008 15:42:39 -0500 An Italian man is demanding £140,000 in compensation after claiming his wife's constant nagging left him impotent. http://whatsthecrack.net/Wifes-nagging-left-me-impotent http://whatsthecrack.net/Wifes-nagging-left-me-impotent Mon, 03 Mar 2008 11:43:52 -0500 A Polish building contractor working at London's Great Ormond Street Children's Hospital was given his marching orders after a security guard caught him having sex with a Henry Hoover, the Sun reports. http://whatsthecrack.net/Polish-builder-sacked-for-humping-hoover http://whatsthecrack.net/Polish-builder-sacked-for-humping-hoover Sat, 01 Mar 2008 08:12:30 -0500 Some office humour to make you smile. http://whatsthecrack.net/Ways-to-Maintain-A-Healthy-Level-Of-Insanity http://whatsthecrack.net/Ways-to-Maintain-A-Healthy-Level-Of-Insanity Thu, 14 Feb 2008 15:56:54 -0500 Derbyshire Police are looking for a "badly scorched" wannabe copper cable thief who decided it was a lucrative idea to hacksaw through an 11,000V power line, Reuters reports. http://whatsthecrack.net/Cops-hunt-charred-power-cable-thief http://whatsthecrack.net/Cops-hunt-charred-power-cable-thief Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:09:56 -0500 Vending machines distributing the drug marijuana are to begin operating in the US state of California. The machines can only be used by people who have been prescribed the drug for health reasons. http://whatsthecrack.net/US-to-get-Marijuana-vending-Machines http://whatsthecrack.net/US-to-get-Marijuana-vending-Machines Thu, 13 Dec 2007 14:00:12 -0500 http://whatsthecrack.net/Bored-sea-Captain-secretly-marries-crew-to-one-another http://whatsthecrack.net/Bored-sea-Captain-secretly-marries-crew-to-one-another Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:46:09 -0500 Michael Schumacher took over the wheel from a taxi driver when he was running late to catch a flight. http://whatsthecrack.net/F1-star-takes-wheel-from-cabbie http://whatsthecrack.net/F1-star-takes-wheel-from-cabbie Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:44:15 -0500 The owners of a trout farm were amazed a photographer caught their fish making an extraordinary escape on camera. http://whatsthecrack.net/The-Great-fish-escape http://whatsthecrack.net/The-Great-fish-escape Thu, 13 Dec 2007 13:41:54 -0500 Japanese scientists have created a genetically modified mouse that is not afraid of cats. http://whatsthecrack.net/Fearless-GM-mice-dont-fear-Cats http://whatsthecrack.net/Fearless-GM-mice-dont-fear-Cats Tue, 11 Dec 2007 17:22:19 -0500 submitted by Liz Kroll http://whatsthecrack.net/5-Best-Things-to-Say-When-Caught-Sleeping-at-Your-Desk http://whatsthecrack.net/5-Best-Things-to-Say-When-Caught-Sleeping-at-Your-Desk Thu, 22 Nov 2007 16:27:40 -0500 Colombian marines seized a makeshift submarine capable of smuggling up to 12 tonnes of cocaine through the Pacific to Central America, making it one of the largest such craft found, authorities said on Friday. http://whatsthecrack.net/Homemade-cocaine-smuggling-sub http://whatsthecrack.net/Homemade-cocaine-smuggling-sub Thu, 15 Nov 2007 09:01:57 -0500 Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday. http://whatsthecrack.net/Santas-warned-ho-ho-ho-offensive-to-women http://whatsthecrack.net/Santas-warned-ho-ho-ho-offensive-to-women Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:15:56 -0500 A police officer has been reprimanded for accidentally discharging a Taser, causing an injury to the police officer. http://whatsthecrack.net/Officer-accidentally-shocks-self-with-Taser-earning-reprimand http://whatsthecrack.net/Officer-accidentally-shocks-self-with-Taser-earning-reprimand Wed, 14 Nov 2007 15:14:09 -0500 A suspected thief disappeared into an alligator-infested lake as he fled police only to turn up dead the next day with gator teeth marks on his upper torso, authorities said Tuesday. http://whatsthecrack.net/Man-fleeing-police-killed-by-alligator http://whatsthecrack.net/Man-fleeing-police-killed-by-alligator Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:02:14 -0500 Dutch police have made their first arrest of an online thief -- a 17-year-old accused of stealing virtual furniture from rooms in the Habbo Hotel -- a popular teenager networking Web site. http://whatsthecrack.net/Dutch-police-arrest-teenage-online-furniture-thief http://whatsthecrack.net/Dutch-police-arrest-teenage-online-furniture-thief Tue, 13 Nov 2007 16:21:51 -0500 A US man injured himself in both legs after trying to loosen a stiff wheel-nut by shooting it with his gun. http://whatsthecrack.net/Man-used-gun-to-change-wheel http://whatsthecrack.net/Man-used-gun-to-change-wheel Sat, 10 Nov 2007 12:20:51 -0500 A German man forgot his car after filling it up at a petrol station, police said Friday. http://whatsthecrack.net/Man-forgets-car-at-gas-station http://whatsthecrack.net/Man-forgets-car-at-gas-station Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:53:52 -0500 Italian police have found what they say is a "Ten Commandments"-style code of behaviour for Mafia members, at the hideout of a captured Mafia boss. http://whatsthecrack.net/Mafias-Ten-Commandments-found http://whatsthecrack.net/Mafias-Ten-Commandments-found Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:13:09 -0500 A veteran Austrian burglar was acquitted after a court agreed he was too experienced to have committed the crime was accused of. http://whatsthecrack.net/Burglar-too-good-for-crime http://whatsthecrack.net/Burglar-too-good-for-crime